Project Interesting

-Evan
After telling Evan my interesting story of how I snapped a roller derby girl's arm while arm wresting to get him thinking of his own, he stayed with the topic of pain to women. Its always funny how us 'gentlemen' treat the ladies like ladies, until an unexpected accident happens. Evan told me one time he was on the sports field at school with his lady friend at the time, where he saw her and proceeded to run up to her. He thought it would be a great idea to football tackle her (I suppose to show is excitement of seeing her). Of course this turned out to not go as planned. Evan took her down, as one would in a football tackle, but also cracked her rib(s). Awesome! He then broke into a second story dealing in pain. After enjoying some finger licking good hot wings with (help me here Evan if you read this) Dave's Hot Sauce. Apparently one of the hottest wings sauces around. Later that night he hung out with a lady friend of that time. As the night progressed, he began to stir her soup (stick with me here, if you can't figure it out... uhm.... just stick with me here). She told him it was hot and as most guys think, "totally hot! I know!" Not thinking hot like spicy hot. Finally it just got... too hot... and things weren't good for a few days to say the least.

-Cecile
Cecile, Cecile, Cecile... Good effort at least, and stepping up when no one else in your group of friends wanted to. Also following the pain theme. Cecile used to play field hockey. After games (did I get that right??), her and her team mates would hit the ball over to the bench. On one occasion, her pregnant coach was at the benches. Now this is where the story could have gone from interesting to epic, but unfortunately the story stays on the straight and narrow path. The ball hit the pregnant coach right in her bent over rear.

Moral of the stories?
Chicken wings taste great!